Transfer Tuesday, Week 34 – Load It Up!!
The title says it all this week. Load your rosters to the high hell with the double week guys. There's no other way around it. You wanna score in triple digits you need at least 5 guys with a 2 game...
View ArticleTransfer Tuesday, Week 35 – Before the Week is Over?
The title says it all. We want a return to normalcy round here. That means not sleeping with cousins unless you can legitimately prove they are 3 times removed from family lineage. That week took a...
View ArticleTransfer Tuesday, Week 36 – Bottom Feeders and Waffles
Now that my Blues have achieved victory this year. I ask, is it better to continue to roll with the talent or go with the lesser bunch of ragamuffins that are fighting for something in the league. Yea...
View ArticleTransfer Tuesday, Week 37 – This Is The End…Almost
Beautiful friends the end. Except this is soccer and not about some psychological thing where he has an edipus complex. Now that we cleared the air on that song and pointed out the difference between...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Transfers, Week 38: The End is Nigh.
I dig that we still have the Arsenal/Sunderland fixture to be played, but honestly so what. It's the last week of school, teachers don't care if you bring a pencil let alone the appropriate book to...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Transfers: Christian Benteke
Okay let's begin with a bit of full disclosure, I'm a Manchester United fan. So my ability to be impartial when discussing a Liverpool acquisition isn't exactly easy. Then again I'm a sports journalist...
View ArticleTransfer Tuesday: The Nervousness of Week 1
Welp, that happened. It is an inevitable thing you know that first week. The one where you were already to make transfers half way through the Aston Villa game just out of boredom. You don't have to...
View ArticleTransfer Tuesday: The Kun Chess Game
It's fairly simple this week and fairly obvious based on the first 2 weeks of fixtures. If you didn't start with Sergio Aguero, you need to get him. Whether that takes 2 moves or three to get there...
View ArticleTransfer Tuesday, Week 4 – Canaries Away….Hooray!
The last week before a week off always gets the ole mouse on the wheel running. He puts on his Skullcandy headphones, listens to the best of Lionel Ritchie. I mean what good person doesn't write...
View ArticleTransfer Tuesday, The One With The Waggily Tail
So now that the summer window is closed we can finally get a better look at the new additions to the Premier. While it is lacking that true power add, except for maybe Kevin de Bruyne, it is littered...
View ArticleTransfer Tuesday, Week 6 – Drinking the Anti-Newcastle
Everyone has an enjoyable stream against team. Newcastle is currently it for me and as I try and persuade you also let's divulge into the crappiness that is the Toons. Since February 28th of last...
View ArticleTransfer Tuesday, Week 7 – The Art of Martial…Well Arts
Who needs ideas? We all don't but I am going to speak anyone. Usually out of turn and inappropriately. I am like a turrets patient but only in a matter of speaking about footie. So this week is all...
View ArticleTransfer Tuesday, Week 8 – Aftermath Of Callum Wilson
Well shucks. Even double shucks. When a cheap, usable player goes down and completely harpoons your roster, it sends ripples through the fantasy transferdom. Where that ripple starts is no idea but...
View ArticleTransfer Tuesday, Week 9 -International Heartbreak
Any good or wise pirate always waits to plunder the booty. Honesty that could maybe, quite possible transfer over to other professions as well; porn stars, dental hygienists, shoe salesman....the list...
View ArticleTransfer Tuesday – What The Wiljnaldum is Happening
Two guys, not one but two shocked the world of FPL this week. Radio Raheem went all "I am freshly baked and back from Jamaica" and the Dutch Easy Bake Oven known as Giorginio Wijanldum. Their...
View ArticleTransfer Tuesday, Week 11 – Is the Kane Ripe?
Sit with me if you will, and let's separate time and space. It was an eerily similar time last year when Harry Kane in all his cheap priced goodness sat on the bench waiting for the time to shine. It...
View ArticleTransfer Tuesday, Week 13 – The Day (Week) After Payet
I know old new is just that...old, but to the point that it really hasn't affected anyone yet from a roster standpoint means a hill of beans to me and others. Payet went down and the roster adjusting...
View ArticleTransfer Tuesday, Week 16 – The Ambiguously Watford Duo
At what point... check that, we are at the dawn of an amazing fantasy precipice in regards to the team from Watford. The Odion Ighalo love has blossomed into the previous preseason darling of a twin...
View ArticleTransfer Tuesday, Week 18 – Short Week… Sorta
It's like the way of the world: hurry up and wait... until this week, and the week to follow. So this week's posts will encompass a mass of fantasy knowledge and then will be shrunken down into a...
View ArticleTransfer Tuesday, Week 21 – Go, Diego, Go
Ah the new year, and a new Costa? It couldn't be true if you had a paint-by-the-numbers-book guiding you the entire way. It may actually be true, I am just here to reel you in a little bit. I am the...
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